"...its's flattering to me that people take the time to analyze me and that i've so infiltrated their psyches that they have to intellectualize my very being...i'd rather be on their minds than off...these people who judge only judge from the outside with their rolling blind eyes i show them an empty smile and continue life being myself not adjusting to try and please others but i remember they are ignorant..."
!!!WORD 2 YA MOTHA!!!...so i guess its time to actually say somethin bout me..dammit...i know i shouldnt be sayin nothin juss cus i like to keep it on the DL...but i fuggs widdit..so whatevaz...anyways...basically wha u need to know bout me is: immah goofy, weird azz, random azz, shopaholic (diagnosed), computer adidicted female who lovesss music!....all shapes n sizes..i mean kinds...i take 1 home for THE TEAM...sometimes i thank wit the left side of my brain...i eat hella much...when i feel the thuggish ruggish bone i rap rhymes and i rip it like this son! and then after, i rip it like tha son!...its cus im black son!...im definately NOT concieted(spell?) (although i should be)...(joke)...i really dont like to talk much...bc i enjoy watchin ppl wit the "wha tha **** u talkin bout willis" expression on mah face....and then point and laugh...and when i do talk...it doesnt end...and i start ramblin bout unecessary **** tha has nothin to do with my life what so ever..juss cus i thank its funny...and ppl get scared...i take yo-GA..and i GO!....i can be obnoxious and laugh at my own jokes..even if theyre lame...and then i pop my collar and continue to keep it grown n sexy.."i represents the yay area" (takin it back to tha early 90s when i was passenger side giggin wit my dope fresh mama...quoted from players ball-e40 feat too short...we used to bump that)(and uh...does nebody even call it tha 'yay' anymore?)...someday, hopefully by the end of the year, i will hop on ah yellow bus and do THE DUMMY...and if i ride it long enough i will do THE DUMMY RETARTED...i automatically despise ppl who dont wash their hands after using the bathroom...ew yuck!..i have ah bacteria problem..and i dont share!...cus im BOSSY!...i wanna buy ah grill so i can flash on suckas like huh?...and they be like huh? and then i bees like huh?....the whackest thang bout me is tha...even tho u probably NEVER EVER have or will, meet someone as super lazy as i..i still do hella much...whether its given back rubs to my cold blooded killer chihuahua, Jack..to playin 1person tag...or even stunnin on ****** while schombbin in my six-fo aka my honda...my condolences go out to the chicks wit the half naked fliks trynna to get more PAXED attention...i laugh...some say giggle..an extreme amount...to the point where its not even funny anymore..i thank i was born widdit..anyways..lemme stop right about hurr...PAXED has some he-mans...basically wha u need to know bout me..is...IM REAL.."i keeps it real!..whas really hood *****!"..lmao...like j.lo ('s azz)....im HELLA nice...maybe too nice..but when i try to be mean, ppl laugh..and thas when i do it b-i-g....throwem wit the thiZZ face...and show em whos boss!..i can be ah *^@(! when i want to, need to, or even when im bored..but halla @cha girl..Miss E Babie aka Black Barbie aka E.R.I.N.N.E..."on ah beeeitch head like SOME EARPHONES!!!"