HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys
> his age rather
> curious.
> He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out'
> from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and
> how it was done.
> One day he took his question to his mother, who
> became rather flustered. Instead of explaining
> things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the
> curtains one night and watch his older sister and
> her boyfriend.
> This he did. The following morning, Johnny described
> EVERYTHING to his mother.
> "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while,
> then he turned off most of the lights. Then he
> started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must
> be getting sick, because her face started looking
> funny.
> He must have thought so too, because he put his hand
> inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way
> the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the
> doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding
> her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because
> pretty soon both of them started panting and getting
> all out of breath.
> His other hand must have been cold because he put it
> under her skirt.
> About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and
> sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end
> of the couch. This was when her fever started. I
> knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt
> really hot.
> Finally, I found out what was making them so
> sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants
> somehow.