Mon Jun 02 15:39:01 -0700 2008
July 28 through August 1
This period of time is governed by the Angel Haaiah, who is a member of the Order of Dominations and an Angel of Conciliation. Haaiah helps humankind to seek and find true peace. He is also associated with diplomacy and ambassadors, as well as being one of the 72 Angels who bear the mystical name of God Shemhamphorae. Those who fall within the jurisdiction of this Angel possess a powerful and practical personality, coupled with a strong sense of humor. Their usual mission in life is to play the diplomat since they can control circumstances and people by way of negotiation and reasoning. They respect those who are honest and upright in their ways. Such individuals are normally able to control emotions and place great trust in personal instincts. Blessed with the ability to influence others in a positive manner, these persons will likely achieve their social ambitions.
Mon Jun 02 15:19:54 -0700 2008
Positive Traits: generous, honest, warm-hearted, magnanimous, broad-minded, expansive, loving, proud, enthusiastic and creative with a flair for showmanship and drama
Negative Traits: pompous, patronising, bossy, interferring, dogmatic, intolerant, bullying, conceited, snobbish and power-mad
Likes: speculative ventures, lavish living, rich food, children, drama, pageantry and grandeur
Dislikes: doing anything safely, day-to-day living, small-minded people, penny-pinching and mean spiritedness
The Leo woman is usually blessed with an almost stately appearance and can achieve great elegance...although she is not necessarily interested in clothes as articles of fashion. This female possesses a rather regal air, a sympathetic disposition and excellent social qualities. The woman ruled by Leo is a passionate soul who can easily be loyal and loving when in a secure relationship where she feels she is loved. However, she can become vindictive or bitter when she is scorned. Because this female has such high standards in so many spheres of life, other people rarely meet her expectations. Still, this is not usually a source of worry to her unless the individual concerned is one with whom she is intimately involved. The Leo woman can show love, forgiveness and kindness to complete strangers or mere acquaintances and yet, may be critical and almost harsh to her loved ones if she feels they have failed her in some way. As a sweetheart, this is a female who is proud, hard-to-get and expects much from any partner. As a long-term mate, she has the ability to be self-sacrificing and totally unselfish. As a mother, she tends to be overly conscientious on occasion, expecting the usual high standards from her children. Regardless, they will never lack for love or affection. There is no doubt that the Leo woman expects a great deal of her family, but she is also prepared to give of her utmost in return. With her aristocratic point of view and social graces, the female governed by Leo is a magnificent manager who is capable of running an elaborate home. She tends to attract people to her and commands an immense amount of respect. Women ruled by Leo are truly the most loyal souls, whose entire lives are lived courtesy of their deeply emotional natures. This is a passionate, enduring and self-sacricing female who gives and feels and bestows and blesses. She will lavish attention upon her loved ones with an attitude that is lush and generous in the extreme.
Positive Aspects Of Leo In Love: Protective - Adoring - Playful - Inventive - Generous - Supportive - Warm - Sensual - Joyful
Negative Aspects Of Leo In Love: Possessive - Jealous - Cold - Cruel - Selfish - Egotistical - Self-Serving - Issues With Control
Romantic Style: Ardent - Dramatic - Warm-Hearted - Supremely Confident
Leo natives like to shower loved ones with affection. These are very demonstrative and affectionate souls. They prefer romanic interludes to take place in luxury and generally enjoy the more refined pleasures associated with love. However, those governed by this Sign can be quite domineering and need a partner who can stand up to them. Conscious of their considerable charm and magnetism, Leo natives are powerful and vigorous in a physically romantic sense. Still, for all their dramatics, those ruled by Leo are rather conservative individuals beneath the surface.
Mon Jun 02 14:53:24 -0700 2008
Leo 
Keep up your natural healthy look by drinking plenty of mineral water and fresh fruit juices. When we have to deal with a patient with Leo on the Ascendant, we have one with great vital energy, one who will not readily succumb to disease. The Leo usually puts up a brave fight to overcome without calling upon others for help, but when he gives up, he is usually very sick; he recovers rapidly from illness, however. His pride will not permit him as a rule to become a charge upon others. Being a positive sign the greatest handicap to the Leo is impulse. He feels he must do everything with a very great amount of energy, which is detrimental to the health of the parts of the body ruled by this vital sign: the heart, aorta, vena cava, dorsal region of the spine, and the spinal cord. The sun, which is the life giver, rules this sign of Leo and also has rule over the vital etheric fluid coming through the spleen, which is the gateway of the solar forces. Through the spleen the sign of Leo draws its strength largely. We find those born with this sign rising very vital and full of force, especially if the sun is also in Leo; but by the destructive use of their surplus energy they are often afflicted with heart trouble of various kinds, also spinal troubles. They suffer frequently with disturbance of the spleen, which has an effect upon the activities of the blood, causing an excess of white blood corpuscles, which are destroyers and not policemen of the blood stream as medical science claims.
Fri Feb 15 09:36:52 -0800 2008
This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, 4 sex, 20 sex, seconds sex, now read withouth sex. 
The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide?
Having sex is like eating KFC. After nibbling on breats and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bones in.
Why is ORGASM a six letter word? Because its easier to spell than, ohmygodyesnoohshitdeeperyes godnopleaseohfucknoyesyesyes.
Hi, its me your phone. I just wanted to get out of your pocket for a second, the smell from your ass was killing me.
A big black man found a magic lamp and made three wishes, to be skinny, white and all kinds of *****. The jenie said poof and turned him into a tampon.
Three tampons were walking down the street, Maxi, Mini ans Super, which one says hello first? None, they're all stuck up cunts.
News Flash:Aliens are abducting all georgeous and sexy people. Dont worry, you're safe, I'm just texting you to say goodbye.
If a girl was ******g a guy, she was on top, and her ***** stank, does that mean she was riding dirty?
How do we know that Santa is a man? Because he shows up late, eats your food, emptys his sake, cums only once, and leaves before you wake up.
you like ass dumb a is who person retarded another to it send now, this reading time ass sweet your took you, now read backwards.
Females pray: Now I lay him down to hit, I pray his **** is long and thick. But if this man should be so small, he must eat *****, ass and all.
News Flash: Snow White was arrested, booked and thrown in jail today. Police responded to an emergency call, they busted down her door and found her holding Pinoccio hostage and sitting on his face screaming, " Lie, ************, lie."
How can you tell if a girl is a geniune redneck? When she can suck a **** and chew tobacco at the same time and know what to spit and what to swallow.
Fri Feb 15 09:31:38 -0800 2008
We the lovers of the heart in order to form a perfect kiss, unable the mighty and promote a longer lasting relationship when we please whom we kiss.
ARTICLE 1: STATEMENT OF LOVE
Kiss on the hand: I adore you
Kiss on the cheek: Just friends
Kiss on th neck: I want you
Kiss on the ear: Just joking
Kiss on the lips: I love you
Kiss on the forehead: You're too precious
Kiss anywhere else: Things can get serious
Look in the eyes: Kiss me
Hands around the waist: You love me too much to let go
ARTICLE 2: RULES
GIRLS: If guys get to freaky with you, you have the right to slap them.
GUYS: If girls slap you, kiss them long and passionately.
GIRLS & GUYS: Close your eyes when you kiss, it's rude to stare.
ARTICLE 3: THE AMENDMENT
Thou shall not squeeze too hard
Thou shall not ask for a kiss
Thou shall not turn down a kiss
Thou shall not take the offer of a kiss at every chance.
ARTICLE 4: A KISS
A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss is not a kiss without a little tongue.
So then open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise.
Fri Feb 15 09:28:19 -0800 2008
The passion of love
bursting into flame,
is more powerful than death
stronger then the grave.
Love cannot be drowned
by oceans or floods,
it cannot be brought
no matter what is offered.
I searched the world for you,
not knowing where you'd be.
But always hoping that one day,
your lovely face I'll see.
There are many feelings stirring strong,
Deep within my heart.
Telling me that finally,
Love has made it's start.
Fri Feb 15 09:26:53 -0800 2008
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy, they tend to be grouchy and childish. A leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Loud. Great kisser. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
